Government Job

A guy walks into a cafe in Ottawa with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Cup of coffee please."

The waiter says, "Sure, coming right up." He gets the guy a tall mug of coffee, and the guy drinks it down in one gulp. He then picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, and walks out.

The next morning the guy returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Cup of coffee please."

The waiter says, "Whoa. We're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was that about, anyway"?

The guy says, "In training for federal government job. Drink coffee, shoot the shit, and disappear for rest of the day."