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| End of the world - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 18:08 |
| God decides She is going to end the world in two days, and calls the world leaders to inform them. Immediately, George Bush goes on TV and tells Americans, "The bad news is that God is a woman; the worser (its Bush after all) news is that the world will end in two days". Vladimir Putin goes on Russian TV and tells Russians, "The bad news is there is a God; the worse news is the world is finished in two days". Jean Chretien goes on CBC to tell Canadians , "Da great news is dat God tink I ham a world leader. Da bes' news is dat in two days, dere is no way Paul Martin will hever become Prime Minister" |