Jean Chretien awoke one morning to a glorious day. The sky was clear, and the sun was bright and radiant. Jean decided to walk to Parliament Hill.

As he was walking, he looked up at the sun, and said, "Mister Sun, who is de greatest Prime Minister dis country has ever had?"

The sun beamed down upon Jean, and in a booming voice responded,  "Jean, there is no doubt that you are the greatest Prime Minister that Canada has ever had!"

Jean's chest puffed out and he arrived at work feeling wonderful and important. He had a marvelous day, so marvelous that he decided to walk home.

It was a glorious evening.  As he walked along he looked up at the sun and asked, "Mr. Sun, am I not de greatest Prime Minister Canada has ever had?"

The Sun looked down at him, and in a booming voice, responded, "Jean, you are an asshole. Canada has never seen a worse Prime Minister in it's entire history."

Taken aback, Jean responded, "But dis morning, you said dat I was de greatest Prime Minister dis country has ever had. Why did you change your mind?"

"Jean, this morning, I was in the East. Tonight, I'm in the West!"